As expected nothing on the house front this weekend except some frenzied cleaning Sunday night. Grandma’s coming by to visit after all. It’s under construction she will understand. Several amusing things at the auction but nothing worth writing about. The puppy was great, quiet the whole time in her kennel in the back of the truck. Last night she slept through without getting up to pee on or at least near the paper. Can you say milestone?
URGENT PRICK UPDATE!
Vengeance is ours sayith the Horsemen. Well the PHS student body rode down upon Thompson Falls High School this weekend leaving hellfire, damnation and a pungent smell in their wake. As befitting our mascot, the students retaliated with what they know, horse shit. (if you work with teenagers that joke is even funnier) Yes horse shit, a staple of gardeners, the ubiquitous road apple, favorite snack of any dog I’ve ever known and now a weapon of mass destruction. Some of our strapping young lads loaded up several hundred pounds of horse shit and deposited it at the front door of the T-Falls High School. An odorous monument, a statement of defiance that shouts out “hey I’m a big pile of horse shit!” Apparently the ventilation system intakes right near their so ode-de-equine-ass was pumped into every classroom on that side of the building. I’ve seen their graduating class, for some this might be the only ass they are ever going to get, better saver it boys.
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