Wednesday, May 03, 2006

 

Penis Wrinkle in Time

On the house front I got a full coat of PVA primer on all the walls and ceiling. I don’t know if I need 2 coats of PVA or not, I will have to ask someone. I do know that it will take 2 coats of paint to look good. I doubt I will get anything done for the rest of this week. Grandma & Grandpa will be stopping by on Monday and the house is in need of a good cleaning before guests arrive. This weekend I will be working the 2nd half of that big auction. Not looking forward to that. The ladies who hired us treat the helpers like illegals with INS on the speed-dial. I hope I can handle it the day of, I decided 3 years ago that I would never again be someone’s doormat. I will not take it from a parent and I will not take it from them.

On the genital front, Plains lost its wiener yesterday. A group of strapping young lads pushed pulled and strained to move balls of stone to eradicate our stone balls. By 3:00PM yesterday it was back to the big P. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted. Trouble is I have numerous penis related title ideas that will never see the light of day. Sigh. Rumbles of retaliation are rampant. T-Falls traditionally kicks the ass of Plains High School in every thing, so letting them win the graduation prank war is just too much. Some of the student’s ideas I have heard include: using ‘Roundup’ ground sterilizer to poison PHS into their football field and stealing their ship’s bell and filling it with concrete, both things we have done in the past. Sad really, nothing so original as a giant penis. The staff’s idea was turn the T-Falls ‘T’ into a penis, just much smaller. Subtlety is an acquired taste.

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