Monday, July 10, 2006

 

In the jungle



***Sigh***



I am a glutton for punishment and so in order to make my tools pay for themselves I have rented space in a local co-op gallery to sell stuff. It is like e-Bay but with out the shipping hassle and lacking the omnipotent power rush that comes from canceling deadbeat bids. Just call me Nasgourd of the planet lotsofshit. Now I can go and watch my stuff not sell locally rather than on line. Apparently the way to sell dull, rusty saws is not to clean and sharpen them but to paint flowers and possibly elves on them. Elves... I am going to put some rat traps in my space and bait them with Lucky Charms. Who’s frolicking now!

Comments:
Naw, you just need to perfect your "doe-eyed kitten" painting technique. Then you can sell the bejeezus out of everything. The magic of one-stroke art! Mwa ha.

But yeah, in the short-term, ol' lucky will probably fetch you more cash.
 
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